Tuesday, October 9, 2012

FIND OUT WHAT TO DO ABOUT GOSSIPS, BAD HAIR DAYS, THE PROBLEM OF MORE, AND...WELL, MUCH MORE

Want to know what to do when you're feeling as low down as an ant? Or when you're pressured to do something you know is wrong?  Or how to make babysitting a noble job? Want to be a rose in someone's day instead of a thorn; learn how to use a heavenly GPS; and keep calm under pressure?
 
Then pick up a copy of my latest book,WHATEVER: LIVIN' THE TRUE, NOBLE, TOTALLY EXCELLENT LIFE . It's got awesome advice on these and other issues we all deal with.
 
Hey, and I'll be signing this book (which is more affordable than a flavored coffee and a doughnut, ($6.99) and less fattening) on the next two Saturdays.....
 
Signing, Reading ‘n Talking About:

WHATEVER: LIVIN’ THE TRUE, NOBLE, TOTALLY EXCELLENT LIFE
When: October 13, 2012
Time: from 3:00 to 4:30 p.m.
Where:  Fairfield U.  Book Store
1499 Post Road, Fairfield, CT
Phone 203-255-7756  

 
When: October 20, 2012
Time: from 10:30 to 3:30  (Reading at 11:00)
Where: Morningstar Books,
72 Newtown Road
Danbury, CT 06810 
Phone: (203) 791-1515

Hey, and while you're there, ask for your very own, kewler than kewl, WHATEVER bracelet...... and if you're a chocoholic (and I haven't already eaten all the good pieces), you can stock up on that as well.
 
Be there or be square.....W  H  A  T  E  V E  R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 

Monday, September 24, 2012


Okay, folks, the time has come, the walrus said......IT'S HERE....THE WHOLE BOOK, THAT IS!!!! The cover, the insides, everything.  As of tomorrow, Septemer 25, 2012, WHATEVER: LIVIN' THE TRUE, NOBLE, TOTALLY EXCELLENT LIFE, is now available everywhere: Amazon, regular bookstores (what's left of them), on the Zondervan website; and anywhere and everywhere books are sold.

It took me almost three years from the idea popping into my head until the final pub date (did I tell you it's tomorrow?), and I couldn't be happier the day is finally here.

Anyway, in case I haven't told you a bazillion times, the book is for all ages, though it targets girls from 7-12.  It encourages readers to be mindful of what they put in their heads; that their thoughts are powerful tools which can lead them to God and a peaceful life, or away from God towards a life that is empty and meaningless.

It's the kind of book readers can dip into and out of; a book that can help girls focus on the good "stuff" in life instead of stupid, impure, and inane. It's the kind of book that gets you and keeps you thinking.

So that's the news. I hope to start a separate Whatever blog soon, and will try to keep that blog a bit more current than my kitty literate blog.  Thanks for visiting, and hope you'll pick up the book.
 

Saturday, April 21, 2012

It's Here...It's Here....It's Here....The Cover at Least!!!

I'ts here.  Mommy's new book, the one she's been working on forever (or at least two years) is finally coming to fruition (that's a sophisti-cat-ed way of saying "it's almost finished). Well, she's still working on the insides, but the outsides, the front and back covers, are finito.  Yay.  The name of this book is WHATEVER: LIVIN' THE TRUE, NOBLE, TOTALLY EXCELLENT LIFE, and though it doesn't have any cats in it, it is still way kewl.  What's it about? Well, it's a 90-day devotional with Scripture and prayers and anecdotes meant to help tween girls keep their thoughts on things that are "true, noble, right, pure, lovely, admirable, praiseworthy, and excellent," instead of dumb, improper, and sinful. We'll be telling you more about it soon.  And while we really can't take any credit for what's inside, we can say that we gave Mom moral support by sitting on her manuscript and laying all over her keyboard.    

Thursday, March 22, 2012

CLEA SIMON WRITES CAT (AND DOG) BOOKS TO DIE FOR.......

Wow, Mom thought she wrote a lot!  But she admits, her friend, Clea Simon has her beat. "Clea's books are, like real gown-ups' books...no pictures in them like mine," Mom said..... "They're novels...with characters you can really care about, mysteries you can really get caught up in, and animals who're...well, almost human."

Mom's reading GREY MATTERS, a Dulcie Schartz feline mystery, right now, and when she finished, she's gonna go back and read all the rest.





Oh, and like Mom, Clea went over to the "dawg" side and wrote DOGS DON'T LIE, a Pru Marlowe mystery.  Now we cats might sniff at this being that it's about that other animal, but the critics adored it:

 [C]risp writing and polished plot are a pleasure from start to finish. — Robin Agnew on Dogs Don’t Lie.
A tightly plotted and interesting mystery, with a strong underlying flavor of 'Nancy Drew up grown.' — Beth Kanell, Kingdom Books, Waterford, VT.
Simon writes a high-quality cozy mystery, well paced and plotted, with plenty of twists. — Booklist (starred review).....


Fact is, readers loved this canine who-dun-it so much, they clamored for more.... And, fingers flying, mind churning, Clea didn't disappoint. To wit: CATS CAN'T SHOOT, her second in the series which is officially out in two weeks, but on Amazon right now: http://www.amazon.com/Cats-Cant-Shoot-Marlowe-Noir/dp/1590583256




And, to keep Dulcie Schwartz readers happy, she produced number four in the series: GREY EXPECTATIONS:



Now, I don't know how Clea does it: how she writes all these neat books so well and so fast. But, hey, we're thankful she does. 

Anyway, we gotta go take our naps.... So check out and read some of these page-turners; MacDuff, Sinead and Mom highly recommend them; and for more of the same (or to count how many more books Clea has written and what they're all about; go to http://www.amazon.com/Clea-Simon/e/B000APUNRK 

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Saturday, March 10, 2012

Cats Demand Smaller Books for Ease of Reading....

While I love to sit in the sun, I actually really love reading books more. Problem is, though, not being polydactol,  it's hard for me to hold the book open and turn the pages.

I'm saving for a Kindle, but in the meantime, I asked Mom if she could create some smaller-sized books we can all enjoy.

And she did.  Her friend, Bernadette Kazmarski's fab four did a review of them, and they noted the smaller size is just perfect for them... and it's much easier for them to turn the smaller pages with their noses. They are so clever (but then, they're black cats like I am....and we're superior thinkers, if I do say so myself.)

You can read all about it, and get their impression of the books @  http://tinyurl.com/84ewuwq

Oh, and two more things:  You can cast your vote for your favorite animal (cat or dog, as if there were any contest) AND win a free book.

Look over Bernadette's blog.  It has lots of kewl stuff, like great art and super photos, and intelligent writing. So it's a win, win, win situation.





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Saturday, February 11, 2012

THE JIG IS UP......

Okay, it was silly of me to leave it where she could see it. But it's a big poster and there aren't too many places I could display it.

I tried to explain it was just business--that by writing DOG CONFESSIONS: SHOCKING TALES FROM THE DOGHOUSE, I by no means meant to diss my puddies. But, well, she's given me the cold shoulder for an hour now.

I'll just have to bribe her with prawns and warm milk.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Cairo Cats Need Our Help Too


I'm pretty fortunate. Okay, I'm pretty spoiled. My Mom gives me everything I want.  But did you know there are a lot of puddies who don't have Mommies like mine? Who have to eat their food in Walmart dishes? (I eat at the table...Mommy puts the food on the floor so Daddy thinks we eat there.) Well, Mommy's friend, Lorraine Chittock is trying to change all that in a place really far away, where in olden times there used to be a zillion cats who were pampered and treated as good or even better than Mommy treats us.  But, I'm getting ahead of myself.....Here is a post from Lorraine, who'll explain it all:

I became a urban wildlife tracker for my book Cairo Cats. Walking through a historic neighbourhood in Cairo, Egypt, a city of twenty million where I lived for seven years, a kitten is curled up on a piece of scrap cardboard. The noise from typical Cairean traffic and horns is deafening. As pedestrians scurry to and fro, the bottoms of gallabeyas and women's skirts brush the feline's fur. Everyone shifts to avoid stepping on the vulnerable creature. My destination is the Mosque of Sultan al-Mu-ayyad, a sanctuary offering tranquility in-between the forays I take into the nooks and crannies the feline denizens inhabit. Men pray on the carpets, cats lounge. A man who has finished praying, is feeding a group of cats. Whenever I return, this man is repeating his beneficent gesture, and obeying the teachings of Mohammad the Prophet, who is attributed to saying, “Love of cats is part of the faith.”

Thousands of years before in Ancient Egypt, people worshipped not only the lion-headed goddess Sekhmet, but also the gentler cat-headed Bastet. It was at Bastet's temple in Bubastis in the delta of the River Nile, that special priests devoted themselves to the cat’s services. Great cat funerals took place in Bubastis — solemn ceremonies in which all those whose cats had died participated. To show their grief, people were even known to shave off their eyebrows. The owner, if his wealth allowed, would embalm the animal and wrap it in fine linen perfumed with cedar oil and buried just like a human being, often putting some objects into the grave so his pet could play with them in the Otherworld. Even little bowls for milk have been found in the cats’ cemetery. It was not unknown for someone who killed a cat to be executed or, if he happened to be caught in the act, lynched by the masses.

These attitudes have not always carried over to the Egypt of the present day. Authorities have sometimes dealt with cat overpopulation as they have in many urban centres — by mass culling. There are no longer gardens in the Mosque of Mu-ayyad for cats to escape busy streets, nor are their special cat gardens overseen by the qadi or judge. But scores of people make it their responsibility to feed the cats of Cairo and loyally protect all animals.

While living in Cairo, I joined a small group of expatriates and Egyptians who formed the Egyptian Society of Animal Friends. ESAF has grown into a influential humane organisation, working with zoo and pet shop workers, and even horse owners who cater to tourists wanting a special view of the Giza Pyramids. One of the founding members of ESAF is a lawyer, and has worked with Islamic scholars to bring increased public awareness of the teaching of animal rights in the Qur'an. They've even hosting the first Middle East animal conference. Four legged critters need our help more than ever. Until the end of March, a generous portion of the proceeds of my book Cairo Cats — Egypt's Enduring Legacy purchased from my site, will be donated
to the Egyptian Society of Animal Friends. Help me, in helping them, help the cats of Cairo. http://www.cairocats.com/, and The Egyptian Society of Animal Friends @ http://www.esaf.info/.